tag:dreamwidth.org,2013-05-12:2014669Journey to Ixtlan(are we there yet?)kokopelle2014-04-19T13:56:21Ztag:dreamwidth.org,2013-05-12:2014669:412716Beware the Easter Bunny!2014-04-19T13:56:21Z2014-04-19T13:56:21Zamusedpublic0Wikipedia tells me that the Easter Bunny is a fantasy character depicted as a rabbit bringing Easter eggs. Originating among German Lutherans, the Easter Hare originally played the role of a judge, evaluating whether children were good or disobedient in behaviour at the start of the season of Eastertide.<br /><br />Wikipedia tells you what they WANT you to believe. The truth is much different. The Easter Bunny is a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.<br /><br />Don't look BEHIND the rabbit. It *is* the rabbit! The Easter Bunny is no ordinary rabbit. It is the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! It will not nibble your bum. It's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! You've been warned. Rabbit stew is NOT comin' right up!<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=kokopelle&ditemid=412716" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments