https://kokopelle.dreamwidth.org/ Journey to Ixtlan - Dreamwidth Studios Sat, 19 Apr 2014 13:56:21 GMT LiveJournal / Dreamwidth Studios kokopelle personal https://v2.dreamwidth.org/6164738/2014669 https://kokopelle.dreamwidth.org/ 100 94 https://kokopelle.dreamwidth.org/412716.html Sat, 19 Apr 2014 13:56:21 GMT https://kokopelle.dreamwidth.org/412716.html Wikipedia tells me that the Easter Bunny is a fantasy character depicted as a rabbit bringing Easter eggs. Originating among German Lutherans, the Easter Hare originally played the role of a judge, evaluating whether children were good or disobedient in behaviour at the start of the season of Eastertide.<br /><br />Wikipedia tells you what they WANT you to believe.&nbsp; The truth is much different.&nbsp; The Easter Bunny is a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair!&nbsp; If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.<br /><br />Don't look BEHIND the rabbit.&nbsp; It *is* the rabbit!&nbsp; The Easter Bunny is no ordinary rabbit.&nbsp; It is the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!&nbsp; That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!&nbsp;&nbsp; It will not nibble your bum.&nbsp; It's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!&nbsp;&nbsp; You've been warned.&nbsp; Rabbit stew is NOT comin' right up!<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=kokopelle&ditemid=412716" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments https://kokopelle.dreamwidth.org/412716.html bunny monty python easter amused public 0