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Beware the Easter Bunny!
Apr. 19th, 2014 09:56 amWikipedia tells me that the Easter Bunny is a fantasy character depicted as a rabbit bringing Easter eggs. Originating among German Lutherans, the Easter Hare originally played the role of a judge, evaluating whether children were good or disobedient in behaviour at the start of the season of Eastertide.
Wikipedia tells you what they WANT you to believe. The truth is much different. The Easter Bunny is a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don't look BEHIND the rabbit. It *is* the rabbit! The Easter Bunny is no ordinary rabbit. It is the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! It will not nibble your bum. It's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! You've been warned. Rabbit stew is NOT comin' right up!
Wikipedia tells you what they WANT you to believe. The truth is much different. The Easter Bunny is a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don't look BEHIND the rabbit. It *is* the rabbit! The Easter Bunny is no ordinary rabbit. It is the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! It will not nibble your bum. It's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! You've been warned. Rabbit stew is NOT comin' right up!
