Memorable Quotes
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kokopelleButters: I don't play World of Warcraft.
Cartman: Butters you said you're on your computer all the time.
Butters: Ya, but I’m playing "Hello Kitty Island Adventure"
(All stare at Butters)
Cartman: (calmly) Butters go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
Butters: (nervously) Oh alright then.
Warcraft Exec #1: Fellow board members, we have a problem. Somebody in the World of Warcraft is ignoring the world's rules and is going around killing innocent players.
Warcraft President: Why kill innocent players? The game is about finishing quests.
Warcraft Exec #2: We got to delete him from the server!
Warcraft Exec #1: We can't. Whoever this player is has played Warcraft so much, that he has reached a level we thought unreachable. He's actually able to kill our admins! And he grows stronger every day!
Warcraft Exec #3: Jesus!
Jim: I've got to get home; my kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!
Warcraft Exec #1: Jim, Your kid's characters are all ready dead.
Jim: No, no. They just started playing!
(Jim starts crying)
Warcraft Exec #2: What kind of person would do this?
Warcraft Exec #1: Only one kind, whoever this person is, he has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half! Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.
Warcraft Exec #3: How can you kill that which has no life?
Warcraft Exec #2: Sir, you better have a look at this! Four of our subscribers…they've gone up fifty levels in three weeks!
Warcraft President: My God, they must have no lives at all.
Warcraft Exec #2: A hope?
Warcraft President: A chance
Warcraft Exec #1: No, I don't have a Warcraft character! I have a life!
Cartman: Butters you said you're on your computer all the time.
Butters: Ya, but I’m playing "Hello Kitty Island Adventure"
(All stare at Butters)
Cartman: (calmly) Butters go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
Butters: (nervously) Oh alright then.
Warcraft Exec #1: Fellow board members, we have a problem. Somebody in the World of Warcraft is ignoring the world's rules and is going around killing innocent players.
Warcraft President: Why kill innocent players? The game is about finishing quests.
Warcraft Exec #2: We got to delete him from the server!
Warcraft Exec #1: We can't. Whoever this player is has played Warcraft so much, that he has reached a level we thought unreachable. He's actually able to kill our admins! And he grows stronger every day!
Warcraft Exec #3: Jesus!
Jim: I've got to get home; my kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!
Warcraft Exec #1: Jim, Your kid's characters are all ready dead.
Jim: No, no. They just started playing!
(Jim starts crying)
Warcraft Exec #2: What kind of person would do this?
Warcraft Exec #1: Only one kind, whoever this person is, he has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half! Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.
Warcraft Exec #3: How can you kill that which has no life?
Warcraft Exec #2: Sir, you better have a look at this! Four of our subscribers…they've gone up fifty levels in three weeks!
Warcraft President: My God, they must have no lives at all.
Warcraft Exec #2: A hope?
Warcraft President: A chance
Warcraft Exec #1: No, I don't have a Warcraft character! I have a life!
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