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Voice : It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood

Shake : I tasted mustard. Yeah, dijon mustard. Well, how come no bacon?

Voice : Bacon is extra!

Shake : You calln this a sandwich? yyou have no bacon on it?

Voice : There are no shwine evil enough to sacrifice on a bed of evil. And lettuce. BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE

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