Dark Fantasy Come True
May. 24th, 2013 06:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kokopelleNow I have hope that a truly dark fantasy of mine will come true.
So on Wednesday I asked my 500+ Facebook friends, via my timeline, to help me move. Yeah, this is an imposition, and nobody likes to move, but I think I would get a few nibbles to allow me to move the big stuff. I'll be moving 90% by myself, but there are some pieces I can't get. Three days later, zero nibbles. No response. No messages, "I would love too but the sun is finally out this weekend".
So, here is where the truly dark fantasy comes in. I have a fantasy that I will die and NOBODY will come to my funeral. Ok, family might, but they're obliged by blood perhaps. Everybody else will be somewhere else. NOBODY will notice my passing and the world will continue on as it was. Maybe I'll take advantage of the new social tools that allow a person to control their social disconnection. I'll have the tools just say that I never existed, and there was nothing to see. LOL... now that's morbid. OK, back to the fantasy. So, nobody shows up at my funeral and the world goes on. We'll leave it at that, and this underwhelming request for help proves it could happen. Hurray!
So on Wednesday I asked my 500+ Facebook friends, via my timeline, to help me move. Yeah, this is an imposition, and nobody likes to move, but I think I would get a few nibbles to allow me to move the big stuff. I'll be moving 90% by myself, but there are some pieces I can't get. Three days later, zero nibbles. No response. No messages, "I would love too but the sun is finally out this weekend".
So, here is where the truly dark fantasy comes in. I have a fantasy that I will die and NOBODY will come to my funeral. Ok, family might, but they're obliged by blood perhaps. Everybody else will be somewhere else. NOBODY will notice my passing and the world will continue on as it was. Maybe I'll take advantage of the new social tools that allow a person to control their social disconnection. I'll have the tools just say that I never existed, and there was nothing to see. LOL... now that's morbid. OK, back to the fantasy. So, nobody shows up at my funeral and the world goes on. We'll leave it at that, and this underwhelming request for help proves it could happen. Hurray!
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Date: 2013-05-24 10:47 pm (UTC)funerals are crap. i'll host an afterparty though. if i am informed.
also that i am too far away to help anyway even if i had seen. and i am (perhaps you notice) far more likely to ramble on that subject (and others) on dw than facebook because psh facebook.
ICE CREAM.