Baby Butt Biters

[kokopelle]

My lovely mate and I enjoy watching "Most Haunted" Friday night on the Travel Channel. Each location starts off with the Yvette Fielding saying something like:

"murder, suicide, black magick... that is why we had to bring you to PLACE X"

So far we think we've heard the following descriptors:

murder
suicide
black magick
ritualistic slayings
animal sacrifices
incest
witchcraft
hangings
rivers of blood
assassinations
child murders
(and so on)...

These were all very dramatic, but not dramatic enough. We knew there was something missing. After many sessions of table tipping, mirror scrying, cup moving, and the of use trigger objects, we've discovered the ultimate in paranormal manifestation. That's right. We discovered baby butt biters.

Just picture it. The show opens. Yvette says, "hangings, murder, baby butt biters... that's why we've brought you to Insley Hall". It certainly sets the eldritch mood!

We are not sure what these haunting beings truly are. There are three possibilities:

1) juvenile butt biters
3) small butts with teeth that bite
2) creatures that bite baby butts

Are these the only possibilities? Are there adult butt biters? Are butt biters a classic sign of a haunting? And if so, is it likely they are grounded in resident or just in visitation? Our most haunted minds want to know!!!

Comments

[moonvoice.livejournal.com]

Baby butt biters is also what is missing from the national news.

I don't mind Most Haunted, especially once Derek Acorah leaves, I got into it through my partner's brother and while I take it with a huuuuuuuge grain of salt (after all, witches are 'teh evil' in this show), I find it mildly entertaining. *grin*

[greensh.livejournal.com]

I commented on Derek's slanted use of the word in a blog entry (http://greensh.livejournal.com/537.html) from April 2006.

We take the show with boulders of salt. Much of the time we are just shaking our heads. Some of the time it is for the comedy. We giggle every time we think of the line, "GO TO THE SHED". Poor Stuart. And then there is Kat's bum being pinched by the ghastly ghosts. On the uncommon occasion, the show does present something that makes us go "hmmmm" and scratch our heads.

I'll tell you the ghost shows I don't like. "Haunted Hotels" features an over voice commentator who sounds like could be from "Tales of the Crypt". That shows has so many "they say" and "as if" inferences that the whole thing ends up looking like an urban legend based advertisement for the locales. At least the Most Haunted crew puts themselves in some really creepy places. Kudos to them for the effort!