Wake Up Dead

[kokopelle]

My lovely mate says she does not know how somebody can wake up dead... here is my proof from "Scary Movie 3".

I heard Jamal from th street watched that tape last week.

This morning he woke up dead.

How in the hell do you wake up dead?

'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.

No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead. And you can die but not be in a bed.

But you are in a bed, man.

That's how you wake up dead in the first place!

Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man! You should be teaching classes!