Evil Cats

[kokopelle]

I was recently accused of "evil manipulative kitty icon usage". It is I who is innocent. The truly evil ones are the cats!

It is true. Cats are evil transdimensional beings. We are their pawns. Pray for Mercy!

Witness the prophetic words of Spock in Catspaw,

Racial memories.
The cat is the most ruthless ...
most terrifying of animals ...
as far back as the saber-toothed tiger

Witness the visions of the true evil archetype...





Fear them if you dare!

Comments

[anchasta.livejournal.com]

see icon for reaction!

[greensh.livejournal.com]

GASP! EVIL I SAY!

(lol!)

[greensh.livejournal.com]

I have three and a half cats. Three are indoor cats - Princess, Cali and Ebony. The half is Ethal Mae, who I share with my neighbor. I need to get pics of everyone to put in icons or in my scrapbook.

[anchasta.livejournal.com]

(http://photobucket.com/)

This is Akasha, and Wicket. Wicket resides with the old roomie and her new mate...but we are the step-parents! :D

Akasha is our best friend.

[greensh.livejournal.com]

My cat Princess is a blue domestic too. I think it is a lovely color! Ebony is a black domestic and Cali is a small calico domestic. Hmmm... really original names eh?

[anchasta.livejournal.com]

Akasha was more blue as a baby, and her eyes were purple!!

:D

[elegy-of-flames.livejournal.com]

Oh, the cuteness, the cuteness...*grin* I have a cat A cat has me, too :) Her name is Moppet.

Why are cats evil? There was a Sinfest comic strip that described it best:
(Panel one) Dog: When the master comes home, I will bounce and bounce and bounce and bounce and bounce...etc
(Panel two) Cat: When the human scum returns, I will wrap myself around his feet and purr, humans like that sort of crap....
(Panel three) Dog: ...and bounce and bounce and bounce and bounce....
(Panel four) Cat: But when he is gone again, I will go over to the house next door and purr for real...or so SHE thinks....

Which obviously proves the innate superiority of cats IMO *grin* They know what the best things in life are, and manipulate us silly humans into adoringly catering to their every need.

The usage of a kitty icon was evil because NO ONE can resist the kitty eyes!

Must go, Her Quadruped Highness wants to be cuddled ;)

[elegy-of-flames.livejournal.com]

Ooo, found it. There's also this one" *grin*

[greensh.livejournal.com]

Very cute! Princess was sitting in front of me, forcing me to pet her loveliness, as I read the webcomic.